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the spouse or significant other of a hunter, whom, during hunting season, is typically left alone, "widowed" by their hunter spouse's prolonged absences; includes sleeping alone in the marriage bed, minimal sex life, extra essential babysitting responsibilities (for those with children), refrigerator depleted of beer supplies, bank account depleted of financial supplies, and the itty bitty possibility of said hunter spouse bringing home some fresh meat.
Girls' night out while my husband is in the woods; I'm a hunter's widow this weekend.
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kakyoin(MILF Hunter): your mom is hot !
Jotaro : ORA ! ORA ! ORA !
*Kakyoin Noriaki* retired
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Hunter Footjob is the act of receiving erectile pleasure from the touch of someone else feet and smoking crack at the same time while being video taped.
Bro, check out this video of me pulling a hunter footjob.
Got hunter footjob last night, check out the video its on my laptop.
I heard that girl is down for a hunter footjob
A person enjoying the fine quality of Apple products. Has a refined taste for coffee and tea.
Often latent homosexual.
Look at him polishing his mac-book - he's such a boat hunter!
A (usually married) m+f couple seeking out a third. They will insist the potential third must be a natal female, and preferably young, pretty, bisexual, and interested in sex with both partners. By the time you've listed all of that, you're looking for a person that's so rare and highly sought-after that, "you're looking for unicorns."
Advertisement: "We're a m+f couple looking for a third! Must be a a cis female, aged 18-25 years old, pretty, submissive, and unlikely to get attached. Bonus if she's willing to act as the an unpaid babysitter and housekeeper. Please send picture and a message telling us why we should choose you."
Person reading the ad: "OK, so you're a unicorn hunter. Sure, those girls are out there, but the chance of finding one is so low that you might as well be hunting for unicorns."
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When you steal a chick from your boy and then proceed to rob her virginity
"Yo Andrew was dancing with that girl last night, I Torii Hunter'd the shit out of her
Someone who specifically sleeps with virgins because they like having their first time.
Man, that guy is such a virgin hunter, that was his third one he's gotten this week!