Job Creator

Euphemistic term for a wealthy or rich person first proposed by Republican politicians in mid-2011.

The term is meant to justify why the wealthy are given special legal and economic advantages and why the rich are taxed less than other people in the United States even though they can afford it more.

In Republican/Tea Party political theory, "Job Creators" are wealthy because they are industrious, virtuous, hard working people and can use their vast wealth to create jobs by hiring people to work for them. The idea that this euphemism is trying to convey is that taxing these people would hurt the economy because then their money would be going to the government (which is always evil in this political ideology) which will only waste tax money on things like social services.

We are Job Creators, therefore we deserve not to be taxed on our big houses and luxury cars, because then we might not be able to afford our nanny and gardener.

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Job Creator

American elite businessmen who create jobs overseas as they outsource the labor and really don't create any jobs for Americans.

We must give tax breaks to our Job Creators because they will share the wealth and it will trickle down to the rest of us.

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Clinton job

Another word for blowjob, first used by the Ed Wood of the fanfic world, David Gonterman.

All the artist had to do was write himself into his comic, and his persona got all the Clinton jobs he never received in high school.

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Rune Job

Getting a blow job while playing Runescape.

That hooker gave me a rune job last night for 30 bucks.

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Armpit Job

When a woman's underarm surpasses her vaginal integrity to the point that it becomes her primary means of giving pleasure.

"Hey dude, did you bang that waitress? Tell me you at least got an Armpit Job"
"Yeah man I fucked her armpit. I came in seconds."

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Bank job

When somebody robs a bank.

Mobster:You need the money by tomorrow

Victim:Thats doesn't give me much time for a bank job!

Mobster:I don't care!

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inside job

an offense done to an organization by someone within it

The security breach was an inside job.

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