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a dumb little girl with triangles for hair who only cares about math and saxaphone and makes simpsons unfunny
"bruh i hate lisa simpson"
"same man"
"wanna date?"
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Nerd:5x45of 56 divided by the hologram of personification during 360 degrees of farenheit....
Dude:STFU LISA SIMPSON
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She's a real bitch who hates children, but decided to become a teacher. She hates all opinions but her own, and has never heard the words 'I love you Hoffman', because no sane human being would ever say such words to that jackass.
Dylan: Go f*ck yourself!
Peter: Man, you're such a Lisa Hoffman who is a big bitch.
Dylan: F*ck you.
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Any woman named Lisa Adams is guaranteed to be one of the smartest, fun loving, sensuous and most beautiful women you've ever met. She's provocative and sexy. She likes confidence too, so don't act like a pussy around her.
Lisa Adams is bliss.
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1. When a girl gives a guy a blowjob while simultaneously touching herself until she makes herself cum.
2. Being facefucked by a guy while touching oneself until reaching the point of climax.
He told me to put his dick in my mouth and touch myself because he wanted to feel when I orgasmed through my moaning. He called it the Mona Lisa
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LiSA is the greatest artiste in Japan, and obviously better than Aimer
LiSA>>>Aimer. Deal with it!
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a girl who is hot from far away, but ugly up close.(just like the painting, looks nice from far away, but cracked and ugly up close)
Lets go talk that girl. O, wait hell no shes a mona lisa.
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