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"lets go to the gray market, perhaps we'll get some new golf shoes on the cheap!!!"
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((Oh ya bleedin' rebel.....))
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The act of purchasing an uncle from Uganda, or any third world country. Like the Rare Fish Market, the Rare Uncle Market is a sign of wealth and success.
Baen: "Have you seen the Rare Uncle Market?!"
Lewis: "Yeah bro, 1 uncle is 1 Morbillion USD in CASH!"
Baen: "HOW CAN I AFFORD THIS"
Lewis: "Take out a mortgage and don't repay it!"
Baen: "Brilliant!"
A euphemism for a threesome with two guys and one girl.
She went to the Hungarian stock market last night! Have you tried the sausage there? It's a two for one special!
when you are with someone and feel the immediate need to have sexual relations via the rectum
Wow! I was just with my friend and she could not stop flirting! I think imma take her to the market.
The act of having a chowie on a woman who has had no less than 3 men deposit a bucket of man milk in her.
Dude, did you hear about Aaron going to the Manhatten Fish Market for a feed?
A guy or girl that used to be a potential love interest but now has become an unnecessary, dramatic, and/or useless part of a person's life. It is in reference to an item that a person would typically find at a flea-market. Something that is cheap, ridiculous, and a person just cant seem to pawn it off on someone else.
Samantha: "Did you know that Jenn broke up with Ryan?"
Karen: "Yes, but I heard that he continues to call her!"
Samantha: "Ha ha. I dont know where she picked up that flea-market find."
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Valentines day, not everyone celebrates valentines day because they might not be in a relationship or thinking about being in one. Dont worry, help is here. It is called Singles Market day. This day is to be celebrated the day after valentines. Simply because there will be tons of people being dumped on valentines or just before valentines. How do we celebrate it, you ask. Simple, we do what we like because we're single. Flirt with who you like and if you're lucky enough, fuck who you like. Now lets celebrate.
Bob: damn, i hate valentines day.
Dave: forget valentines day, its all about singles market day Bob.
Bob: singles market day??
Dave: yep, its where you live the life of a single man/woman in that day. so go flirt and fuck any chick you like my friend.
Bob: sweet, why didnt anyone tell me this before ha.
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