Trash Patch

A tattoo.

(Trashy & Uneducated Person)-"I really want to get a tattoo because I want to be different than everyone else and prove that I'm unique."

(Normal Person)-"You don't need to hire someone to repeatedly puncture your skin with an ink needle to feel unique. Try body building and then your body will truly be a SELF MADE work of art. Don't get a trash patch.

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Soul Patched

The act of sharting (See: Shart) on a woman’s chin while she is performing oral sex.

“Dude last night Kim was giving me a hummer and it relaxed me so much I sharted and Soul Patched her.”

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Thatch Patch

The coarse pubic hair and sometimes shit build-up around the asshole.thatch was used on roofs of homes of the English countryside.

She wanted anal, but I couldn't penetrate her Thatch Patch. or I think I ripped something when I took that huge dump. Maybe it was just a turd cutting through the Thatch Patch I had going on down there.

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patch writing

A technique of writing an essay, blog contribution or research paper by cutting and pasting large chunks of source material and interspersing these with brief connective sentences. The end result is thus a grotesque patchwork of long quotations that reveals little or nothing of the named author's own thoughts or insights.

Source material may be referenced or, when plagiarized, either presented without citation or in a cosmetically reworded format.

Patch writing is very common amongst undergraduate students from Asian countries studying at Western universities either because they do not understand the subject very well or they believe that getting a good mark involves showing that they have "done research".

You failed this assignment because the task was to research and present your policy recommendations. Instead you simply went for patch writing by copying out large sections from the textbook.

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1.3 patch

The patch for Battlefield 2, a game by Digital Illusions CE, that completely ruined the game, opening great new possibilities of exploting/cheating and unleashing the entire new dimension of bugs and glitches.

"Holyshit, now it takes me 5 minutes to verify client data instead of 30 seconds and the game crashes to desktop every hour! And those Karkand hotel glitches keep killing me as I pass by... Guess I'll just go back to the lovely CS: Source now. Damn you, 1.3 patch! Damn you patch-making monkeys!"

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sour patches

a series of things a person must do to gain someones forgiveness.

Did you hear Mari ate a lizzard as a part of her sour patches to Nicholle?!?! Ew.

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Lay a patch

To take an enormous shit in a hurry.

I laid a patch.

I will lay a patch.

Did you lay a patch?

I need to lay a patch, I will be right back.

Fred: "Yo! I forgot to wipe my ass after laying a greasy ass patch."

Dave: "Damn dude. Did you use your hands?"

Fred: "Hell no, I used your mothers bed sheets."

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