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While this manly man may have the skinniest penis one has ever layed their eyes on, he happens to be charming and sweet. He seems to be attracted to toxic bitches but seems to be breaking his cycle. He likes ass and mows grass. 10/10
Guy 1: yall here pencil dick dalton spews bacon grease from his long peepee.
Guy 2: you know it, I cook with that h*ckin stuff.
Stormy’s special secret nickname for the Orange One’s junk.
Well it looks like his orange pencil pecker has needed to take a bit of a break from all that fake news coverage.
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When a girl nibbles and tugs on your dick to the point of it becoming pointed, or sharpened!
"I got a Parker Pencil Sharpener last night and now I can pop a balloon with my cock!"
"Howy Shit!"
your typical white-collar employee. he often does meaningless and repetitive work such as copying-and-pasting or entering details from 9 to 5 on week-days. he is not only mildly bored by his job, but genuinely resents it. he also usually has a handful of people above him on the coperate ladder whose asses he is regularly forced to kiss.
I was sick of being a pencil-pushing prophet so I told my boss to stuff it.
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a pencil pusher is a gaymo who packs ze shizit
At a group meeting "Hi my name is ray and i'm a Stoner" ::goes around the circle:: "Hi my name is Mark and i'm a pencil pusher"
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a formula taken right out of the book before being checkweighed for accuracy before going to production.
WOW this colormatch sucks!!! Must be a pencil job!
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An expression describing a female who is tight in the vagina
Man, having sex with Lilly is like putting a popsicle in a pencil sharpener
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