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Stormy’s special secret nickname for the Orange One’s junk.
Well it looks like his orange pencil pecker has needed to take a bit of a break from all that fake news coverage.
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When a girl nibbles and tugs on your dick to the point of it becoming pointed, or sharpened!
"I got a Parker Pencil Sharpener last night and now I can pop a balloon with my cock!"
"Howy Shit!"
your typical white-collar employee. he often does meaningless and repetitive work such as copying-and-pasting or entering details from 9 to 5 on week-days. he is not only mildly bored by his job, but genuinely resents it. he also usually has a handful of people above him on the coperate ladder whose asses he is regularly forced to kiss.
I was sick of being a pencil-pushing prophet so I told my boss to stuff it.
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a pencil pusher is a gaymo who packs ze shizit
At a group meeting "Hi my name is ray and i'm a Stoner" ::goes around the circle:: "Hi my name is Mark and i'm a pencil pusher"
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a formula taken right out of the book before being checkweighed for accuracy before going to production.
WOW this colormatch sucks!!! Must be a pencil job!
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An expression describing a female who is tight in the vagina
Man, having sex with Lilly is like putting a popsicle in a pencil sharpener
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When once is rolling with a soft pencil, they have a limp penis in a clutch situation and often suffer from erectile dysfunction or an orgasm that lasts a maximum of three seconds.
Did you hear what Jane said? She told me Jimmy's rolling with a soft pencil.
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