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When your baby sits on your lap and craps in his/her diaper
I was sitting on the couch watching 'A Christmas story' when I felt a warm sensation on my lap.
The devilish look in her eye and the sudden odor in the atmosphere made me realize that she had given me a Hot Santa for Christmas.
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A sexual act in which a guy sits on a girls lap in a chair and proceeds to pound off until he cums on her face. The result is a beard made of semen that resembles that of Santa. To finish the act the guy must proceed to tell "Santa" what he wants for Christmas.
Who says Santa Clause only Cums once a year?
Person 1:"My boyfriend surprised me with The Santa Clause last night"
Person 2: "Yea I can see that you still have cum on your upper lip"
Person 1: "At least I know what he wants for Christmas now!"
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A pretty awesome town in California. The locals are all cool with you so long as you don't act like the tourist you are, and share their same open mindedness.
However, they're only 'open minded' as long as you share their exact mindset.
It's a great town when you're living there, but once you move away and gain a little perspective, you tend to realize how stuck in their ways all the people are.
Local(at a coffee shop): Pshaw. Look at those girls. They don't know where they're at, obviously.
Ex-Local, looking over, seeing three girls in regular work wear: skirts, high-heels and nice shirts): What are you talking about?
Local: They shouldn't be here with their nice clothes. No one local would ever dress like that. Break out from the mold! This is Santa Cruz, not San Jose!!
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One of the greatest cities on earth, believe it. The town is just unlike anywhere else in the country. The city is the capital of the great state of New Mexico, and you should go there now!
Santa Fe is unique because of the citizens. The town is made up of politicians, mexicans, artists, hippies, snowboarders, musicians, authors, artists, dog lovers, and native americans, and alot of other strange citizens. Different people are what make the city what it is.
Everyone that lives there has some strange subculture UFO's, tantric sex, eastern religions, new agers, and people who's dogs have auras. The 60's are still alive there hence it is not abnormal to ask What is your sign?
What makes the city even better is the best snowboarding in New Mexico just an hour away.
go there now
Why do you want to go to Denver? to see pollution?
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An old robust black man with a white beard and white hair
"He looks like santa"
"But he is black?"
"Yah he is a chocolate santa"
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A man, more often than not a Silver Fox who sports grey or white pubic hair...
White or grey Pubes.
To christen a man or Silver Fox who has white or grey pubic hair, Santa, St Nick, Father Christmas etc....
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Bunch-a sluts that wear push up bras to go out for lunch.
catholic bitches who got flat booties.
try to flex on Iona girls, but they are cooler and richer.
guy 1- eww lily from Santa Maria hit me up on sat
guy 2- eww flat ass
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