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When you have a mustard patch or tardy patch and all the dead sperm spills onto your lover. Usually yellow in color. Mustardy smell due to the latex-sperm combo.
Don't worry baby; it's mustard seed sperm... you'll be fine. Let me get you a german hanky so we can clean you all up.
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that person who is generally being seedy all the time and filling their time doing seedy things such as going to stalker bars at their school and staying in the lockers being seedy looking through the window.
omg you guys are such seedy mcseed seeds going to the bars and trying to hide near the wall! stop being so seedy lol kendra sasha tiahn etc
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The very words that will get any girl to sleep with them and “Take there seed”.
1. I told that cum dumpster to “take my seed bitch” and she slobber my mother******* knob and rode me.
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Not taking immediate action in a confrontation thus creating a shit tree for the problems to grow on.
"Jerry's being such a dick, but lets just plant a shit seed and let grow into a shit tree, which will make a shit storm."
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To give a blow job until the guy cums in your mouth!
She got down on her knees and attempted to suck seed.
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You shart and then you think you sat in some berries, remembering that you had eaten tomatos the night before, Thus finding tomato seeds in your sharty liquid.
I think I sat in something, oh no I'm having a Danny tomato seed.
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When a woman takes a shot of everclear distilled liquor, that a man has ejacutlated into.
Damn, that bitch Jamie is a freak. I gave her a shot of everclear and she said she wanted a Texas Seed Shot
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