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It's when a guy puts a grandma in a tomato and gives it to a girl who has a snookie poof but bigger.
1: YO did you hear Jack did a tomato sheet last night?
2: NAHH UHH BROO!!
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An exclamation often said when surprised at one's luck
"Hola Sheet!" the man shouted out loud after winning the lottery.
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The act of using a piece of Sheets Energy Strip. Comically sounds like Taking a Shit and makes the spokespeople sound like dumbasses. Especially Pitbull.
Billboard: "Taking a Sheet in the studio" -Pitbull
Person 1: "Did that annoying spanglish wannabe just say he is defecating in his place of musical recording?"
Person 2: "Nah bro he's taking energy strips."
Person 1: "Oh, well he's still a piece of shit."
Change the channel whenever a Pitbull related commercial comes on.
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The old sheet beside the bed you use to clean up jizz.
Johnny had no tissue to clean up his jizz so he just used his Beat Sheet.
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Used to describe a man who is among other masculine qualities quite proficient at coitus. As well as being a fornicating phenomenon also obtains copious amounts of strange.
Origin: Fatty Girl by LL Cool J
Timmy - "Hey you see that no neck, roided out, sheet smusher over there?"
Johnny - "Yeah"
Timmy - "He fights in the UFC"
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Another name for a ghetto whore.
Saul: Damn you fuck that girl?
Thurnis: Nah, that bitch ain't nuthin but a skeet sheet.
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n. The sheets you use to scrump when you're on your period.
You don't want to stain your good sheets red do you?
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