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1. When you try to make a dank meme but fail
2. When you try to suck someone’s ankles, but they dodge it by kicking you in the face
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P1 My meme I edited for 4 hours got only 3 likes!
P2 Damn that meme really spank the plankton
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P1 I tried to suck my girlfriend’s ankles last night, but she ended up breaking my jaw! That bitch spank the plankton!
The most hated worthless person with no value at all
That guy is a fucking spank cunt
Masturbating while planking.
A cop caught me plank spanking at the Lincoln Memorial and now I have to register as a sex offender. That is what I get for living in a country founded by prudes.
An old computer that is only used for masturbatory purposes.
My old iMac only has a gig of RAM, so I had to make a spank station.
Rural Arkansas slang stinging sensation felt on exposed skin one experiences caused by dirt and sand blown about by tornadoes,thunderstorms,dust devils and high winds.
What a helluva gusty day! I got a heck of a dirt spanking walking down the road to the mailbox!
To want to bang a chick rough and possibly spank her while you're doing it.
damn i wanna spank fuck that little bitch
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The act of discretely masturbating while planking.
His facial expressions made it look like he was spank planking on top of the bench.
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