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(n.) A possibly mythical spider that is believed to make the ever so popular "fro" that typically grows on top of a male Negro's head. It was thought up by the people who speculated that a fro was not hair at all, but the finely interwoven webs of the Coon Spider.
Yolanda: "Man Tyrone! Yo fro is bodacious!"
Tyrone: "Yeeaa boiii! My Coon Spider's been workin extra hard, sumthin I'll never do!"
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Fetus Spiders occur when a person takes part in sexual intercourse just as they, or their partner, enter their menstrual cycle. It is quite the feat because you have to time your cum shot just right so you can fertilize the egg as it's exiting through the beef curtains. Once fertilized, the Fetus Spiders become larva and nest within both partners pubic forests. It takes, on average, one month for a feti-larva to become a full grown Fetus Spider. Once in Fetus Spider form, the creature is able to crawl and reproduce, just as everything else.
They average to be about 50-60 pounds, can run up to 85 mph and stand 5-7ft tall.
Works best while doing it doggie style or reverse cowgirl, although scientists have not proven this to be true.
1. My girlfriend breeds the best Fetus Spiders in her raunchy vagina.
2. A Fetus Spider reproduced with my baby and made feti-larva in my ball fro.
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The regrowth hair that needs shaved in the pubic region, or The few pubic hairs that need trimmed that sneak out of a bikini bottom. The lighter version of a Thighbrow.
Candice was avoiding going swimming with her friends as she had a bad case of crotch spiders, even though she had shaved 3 days ago.
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A sex move in which you stick your thumbs into someones anus and use your other fingers to squeeze the ass cheeks, causing the anus to open wide as you then move your thumbs in a circular motion.
Did you see how wide her asshole got after that anal spider?
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The unappealing collection of ugly hair strands which shroud the obsolete male nipple
She slid her hand across his manly chest and recoiled in horror as she was confronted by his unsightly nipple spiders
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When you find a knot or clump of hair on an article of clothing that resembles a huge hairy spider at first glance.
Eww, gross, you have a hair spider on your back!
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When you're decorating and have moved so many spiders throughout your day that you simply can't be arsed any more, so instead you cover the spider with so much paint that it becomes part of the property.
For fuck's sake, they just keep crawling back up; it's time for some spider spaffing.