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when multiple men or women fight each other for a blow job becomes a blow storm
Rachel and bonnie were fighting over who should suck freddy's dick becoming a blow storm
When a low-pressure area develops in a large circle jerk and the volume of cum causes localised flooding and power outages.
Peter lost power and couldn't connect with the Internet after last night's jism storm.
a girl that is thick in the thighs and has big booty to keep her weighted down in a storm.
Man that girl there is storm sturdy. Nothing is moving that booty or thighs.
Bursting through the door and taking a picture when a friend is hooking up with a questionable member of the opposite sex.
You should have seen the look on Kyle's face when we were Storming the Castle while he was hooking up with that fat chick.
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When one takes a horrendous shit and after wiping their ass the toilet paper is blank.
Hey dude I didn't use up all you're toilet paper this time because I just had The Perfect Storm!
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After a fucking a girl really hard until she finishes, fuck very slow for a minute as if you also finished, and then out of no where rail the shit out of her again. Liek a hurricane it is really rough at first then calm and really rough again before it is over.
Guy 1: Did you eye of the storm her last night?
Guy 2: Oh hell yeah I fucked her twice as hard than the night before.
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First invented in the lovely town of Drexel Hill, PA, the Tropical Storm is a delicious drink which can be made with a Hurricane 40 and some orange juice (with or without pulp). Begin by "drinking to the label" aka drink the malt liqour until it is even with the top of the label on the bottle. Then proceed to fill the rest of the bottle with orange juice. Enjoy a tropical storm with your friends at a party- it doesn't even taste like malt liquor!
Me: I just had a horrible week.
You: Drink a Tropical Storm. That will cheer you up!
Me: Wow, thanks! You were right.
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