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long-sword

A weapon of awesomeness in the final fantasy series. Usually held with both hands. Can do damage double that of a regular sword.

Dude, I just bought an awesome +7 long-sword the other day.

by Chadizzle January 21, 2007

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Sword of Truth

Resides in the Cave of Whale Penis, defended by the 12 Penguin Knights of Coitus. The only weapon Capable of defeating Hernando, the mighty Spanish Dragon, that suspected of being gay. The Sword of Truth represents the pain a parent feels when their child comes out of the closet.

Sword of Truth 12 Penguin knights of Coitus Whale Penis Hernando

by smileydie October 29, 2010

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swords-ing

the male version of scissoring

when men cross swords in a homo fashion is a prime example of swords-ing

by Dj Hypnotech May 22, 2009

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Crossed Swords

When two brothers or close make friends engage In group sex in what is typically a small room leading to there unprotected( usually) cocks crossing and rubbing. It has been described as resembling starting a fire by Rubbing two sticks together. The act of swords crossing is most likely not an accident however arranging women to attend allows each sword to not acknowledge it being an intentionally homosexual act.

Ray: Me and my brother met step girls at a motel for sex and drugs.
Chrissy: that is such a small room how did you not see each other!
Ray: I know very small. Me and Roger definitely crossed swords....
Chrissy: I feel like you won't be able to look at each other for a month after that!
Ray: Nah there were girls and Roger does way worse stuff now . It's not gay it just Happens.

by AsClearlyAsIs November 25, 2017

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Sharpen The Sword

The act of trying to get smarter by having sex with intelligent individuals.

I have a physics test tomorrow that I didn't study for, so I guess I'll sharpen the sword with Steven Hawking.

by Diddle Jack October 3, 2016

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jew sword

1. For those with out skill, a ammo less weapon for an ensured noob kill.

2. Melee attack weapon in halo 2.

"Dude, you are so gay, stop using the jew sword."

by Asecis March 14, 2005

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sword dance

While playing Halo, it is the act of recklessly waving around an energy sword in the hopes that you might actually hit and/or kill someone.

Hey David, never go near Travis while he is doing a sword dance. It's retarded how lucky he gets. Its almost like he actually has skill.....

by Tactix April 4, 2008

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