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Red Anus Licking Toads are extremly dangerous,they can lick your entire ass of with there sand paper like tounge or they can just give you a bad case of hemeroids.
Red Anus Licking Toads have been known to lick their way though crowds of animals or people and shoot a kind of vemon through their tonsils directley at the victims ass and create a nasty case hemroids,pimples and sometimes anul warts.
There has been gossip about a young man who owned a Red Anus Lciking Toad but has been reported dead.
oh no Red Anus Licking Toads has just givin me a pimple
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Someone who is known widely and talked about frequently for having bad breath. Whenever they get near someone they are told to get a mint or to just leave.
A Fart mouthed toad is usually black haired, average height, and lacking basic hygeine such as showering aswell.
A Fart mouthed toad can also be known for excessivley bad Body Odor. The Body Odor is so rancid that no one can come within 7 feet of them without smelling it, or their bad breath.
Fart Mouthed Toads are usually loners that spend social events playing on their phone or another hand held device.
Their lack of personal hygeine makes them an outcast, yet they do nothing to fix it.
Mouth: Wow, i was just standing next to that Fart Mouthed Toad in line and I had to move to the back it was so bad.
Body Odor: I was running track behind that Fart Mouthed Toad I had to drop back a position so I wouldn't breathe that toxic air.
Loner: Wow that Fart mouthed toad is just sitting in the corner watching ESPN on his phone, does he not know there are girls out here?
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A coworkers definition of the lazy stinky and annoying worker
"That fat fucking bloated toad didn't take out the trash OR wear deodorant"
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The Midwest American Slacking Toad, also referred to by some cultures as "Battletoad" and "B-Toad" in others can usually be found in it's natural habitat on "the couch". As it sits there, the heart rate of the toad lowers, enabling it to sit there and watch television for up to twenty hours without any movement what-so-ever.
There are no known female specimens of the Midwest American Slacking Toad which leads leading scientists to believe that the Midwest American Slacking Toad is asexual. Odds of reproduction are slim to none. The species is inevitably doomed.
The diet of this particular slacking toad consists 90% of various potato chips and the other 10% is mainly hot pockets, insects and a few small birds. The beverage of choice is none other than Dr. Pepper and is usually consumed two liters at a time.
Despite this fact, the Midwest American Slacking Toad dips the cheapest smokeless tobacco and spits it into the for mentioned Dr. Pepper bottles creating potential threats for unsuspecting organisms.
The language of the Midwest American Slacking Toad is known as none.
This toad is solitary. Communication is virtually non-existent. Social interaction is always awkward at best.
A study has recently been organized to research the Slacking Toad in more depth.
Alternative Names:
The B of T's, Toader, Toadski, El Toaderino, The Toad of Battle, Combat Frog, Amphibious Combatant, Battle Chode, Toad-hair, B-Teasly
What is that Midwest American Slacking Toad doing on your couch?
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Not at all. Not missing you one bit. Get the hint
I miss you as much as a toad and a frog
The most viciously brutal insult in the history of mankind. Will turn anyone who is roasted with it to a atomic bomb doomed to explode
Sam: Ur mom gay
Jack: Well, ur dad lesbian
Sam: Well, ur granny tranny and your ancestors molesters.
Jack: Don't make me say the words
Sam: Do it
Jack: Ur pet toad on easy mode
Sam: Turns into atomic bomb and wipes out 3 continents
*Jack learned a life lesson to not say Ur pet toad on easy mode or your friends will die and falls into coma*
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Even more devastating than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur ancestors molesters, and ur god a fraud. Anyone who gets insulted like this will die immediately.
John: ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur ancestors molesters, and ur god a fraud. Joe: Don't make me destroy you with the power of Your pet Toad is on easy mode.
John: Do it, you won't
Joe: Your pet Toad is on easy mode
John: *turns into ballistic missile and explodes 3 continents*
Joe: AH, YEAH, MR. COOL
Your pet Toad on easy mode will kill anything involved execpt the insulter as you see from that example.
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