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When two dudes rub beards together.
Frank and Scott rub beards together as eskimos would, but it’s 2021 so Viking Eskimo kisses r a thing
n. Badly-shaven lawless horn-hatted people intent on destroying the fabric of your society.
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Release the hounds, I can smell the sweat of the djoko-vikings hanging in the foetid air.
A Viking dom is a sexual dominate usually amab who is extremely into Viking culture and Norse mythology. They usually are also very into guns and spanking.
I’ve had a few Viking doms in my life. They make for excellent sexual partners
A smoking Viking is when you poop and hide it in a air vent
I was so mad at my sister Donna M that I left her a smoking Viking in her bedroom air vent
Performing a bukkake on a woman with a beard is a Viking Burial
Me and my friends gave Ruth a Viking burial
Having sex with someone in a car you are about to sell.
Person 1: yo I hear you’re selling your ride?
Person 2: yeah it’s pretty sad but I gave it a Viking burial.
Person 1: Niceeee
To defy all odds by finding defeat in the face of certain victory. To fuck up royally. Choking in its finest form. Made famous by the Minnesota Vikings football team (see 1999, 2010, 2016 playoff games).
Did you watch that game? Minnesota had a chance and then they totally viked up at the end.
I knew the Vikings would vike up that easy field goal.
We had the lead the whole game until Adrian Peterson viked up and fumbled.