miley virus syndrome

a brutal, life threatening disease. can have serious consequences, including death.

symptoms of this condition include:
1. listening to the sound of dying donkeys screeching (more commonly referred to as miley cyrus "singing")
2. dressing like a slut because you feel like you have to sell something but aren't talented enough to act/make music
3. selling sex because that's all you think you are good for
4. listening to your hillbilly dad's "advice" about how female artists need to strip to make money (amy lee has proven this to be incorrect many many times)
5. selling sex to little children and making them cry (see miley cyrus teen choice award)
6. the act of spreading your legs randomly everywhere and having more than 10 exotic life species living in the hairy cave between your legs

suzy contracted a severe case of the miley virus syndrome last summer when a rather large variety of endangered species were found living in her vagina.

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D-Scott Virus

The D-Scott Virus is an overarching name given to any and all diseases--great and small. While it is traditionally associated with common airbourne illnesses, it can actually range anywhere from something as small as a sneeze to something as great as the AIDS. While the origins of the disease are unknown to the medical community, there is rampant speculation that it originates from a host in southwest Ohio.

Person A: "Ahhh-CHOOOO!"
Person B: "Watch out, dude, you could be spreading the D-Scott Virus!"

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Yaoi Fangirl Virus

(yah-ō'-ē fahn-gûrl vī-rəs)
NOUN: A highly infectious, medically undetectable virus quickly becoming a pandemic amongst female anime fans. When fully fledged, the virus causes the infected to have an unhealthy, annoying infatuation with yaoi slash pairings. Common symptoms are interest in yaoi fanart, urges to write fanfics, wearing of cat ears, and glomping tendencies. It is spread either verbally or by means of the internet. It has even been known to cause death by compelling the infected to either glomp someone until their bones crack or annoy somebody to the point of suicidal intents. It is extremely important to defend yourself and your friends from the infection and influences of the virus by avoiding diseased persons at all costs and possibly wearing earplugs/masks should you ever be in the presence of a yaoi fangirl. Mental status may be altered, however, and psychological help should be sought out after contact. Those of us who are already anime fangirls are prone to catching the disease. There is no known cure.

Girl: Maya's obsession with SasuNaru is getting out of hand. She's going nuts!

Friend: I think we should avoid her so we don't catch her Yaoi Fangirl Virus.

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Epstein Barr Virus

Slang for the diseased condition of the White House in 2019, beginning with Jeffrey Epstein and ending with William Barr.

Donald cannot deny that his Epstein Barr Virus may ultimately be the death of him.

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jyrus virus

Like the “Bieber Fever” but mixed with Miley Cyrus. First heard after they performed with eachother on stage. Who knows whats next.

I'm a horny bisexual 14 yr. old so I have Jyrus Virus.. Shirtless Justin from that magazie photoshoot.. ooh.. yea.. -jacks-

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Turtle Virus

When you turn green and gets REALLY big green pimples, and grows a shell.

Look in the nature mag.

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social media virus

A Social Media Virus is any idea or concept spread by social media that invokes fear, is not very quickly and easily disproved, which forwards itself on to others as fact. See also spam.

"I was so scared of COVID at first, but once I learned it was just a social media virus, and that the "pandemic" was nothing but the normal cold and flu season, I got over it."

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