the way to happiness

stealth campain of scientology for their search for power and money. consists of a lot of reflective actually usefull themes on how to improve one's life with simple, small things to do better. sad is, that one could get to the opinion it is an invention of scientology or by other reasons could only be practised by scientologists. as if it is a patent. so conscious studying scient's "way to happyness" is always of a critic kind against the company of scientology and not about learning something usefull. it says more about the company than about oneself.

Delighted: Heyo don't you wanna know the way to happiness?!
Useful person: I've got enough to do with my own way.
Delighted: But we know exactly what you need!!
Useful person: I need chocolate.
Delighted: No you don't!

Useful person: Heya, don't you have the key to happiness?
Delighted: No I'm so delighted, but I got chocolate. From Scientology Switzerland.
Useful person: Oh thanks, you Scientologists are very useful.
Delighted: Thats what we're brainwashed for! Dudelidu.

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mikey way

The bassist for MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE...He is the total SMEX! in tight, little, girly emo jeans and a tight anthrax shirt...HE IS THE LOVE!!

He is the younger brother of Gerard Way, the singer and frontman of "MCR"

ME: MIKEY WAY IS THE TOTAL SMEX!!!

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two way

A two headed strap-on sexual device.

She was wearing the two way.

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Something in the Way

MMMMmmmmmmm

something in the way mmmmmmmmmmm

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No Freakin Way

Having an orgy with seven or more people. The No Freakin Way part of this orgy is when one of the participants shit all over another participant. After one shits, the other participants start to gang rape the participant who is covered in feces by ejaculating, shoving jalapeno coins in every orifice possible, and pissing all over their body.

I had all of my friends over for a hangout. When I emptied my ass on Debra, everyone was like No Freakin Way.

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ya wai

Next answer in the O RLY argument.

Usage is as follows:

Person 1: Inflammatory statement
Person 2: O RLY?
Person 1. YA RLY!
Person 2: NO WAI!
Person 1: YA WAI!

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The way of the buffalo

1. Going extinct, or slowly ceasing to exist/function.
2. A martial arts form based solely around attacks utilizing the head and/or trampling an opponent underfoot.

Nobody uses that pop machine anymore. They're taking it out. It's going the way of the buffalo.

The dodo bird has long since gone the way of the buffalo.

Some guy just ran through a brick wall. He must practice the way of the Buffalo.

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