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Some poco-loco, bat-shit-crazy, what-the-fuck shit where everyone else is fucking pig people and you're the only normal person on the earth. But then apparently you're fucked cause you're normal. I know, fucked up shit right?
Man them pig people are some twilight zone shit.
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Scuba diving term for the point where sunlight no longer penetrates the water.
We dove so far down, we reached the twilight zone.
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Welcome to the cum zone
Only cum inside anime girls
Quivering clit, double jointed pussy
Fresh balls, elegant ejaculation
First the kiss, then the cum
My dick is in love with pain
Co-op cock torture
Stuff my dick into a furnace
Stitch my cock shut
Pressure cook my greasy balls
Cumblast me and make it snappy
Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum
Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum
Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum
Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum
What's all the cummotion?
My dad fell into a cum shaft
My dad glazed my face with cum
Fertilize a baby with hunk spunk
Cum spunk in my trunk
Cum craving toddler
Cum drippin' cunt
Cummy Rae Jepsen
Cum me maybe
Cummy bottom boy
Night of the living cum
Nefarious cum mastermind
Cum makes me fearless
Cum crammer, cock slammer
Cum slammed ya mum
Mail your mums pieces of my dick
Bazinga!
Chug the cum, fug ya mum
Fuck my asshole full of cum
Three little words
Get fucked, nerd
Cum stuffer, jenkem huffer
Fuck my cum puddle
Bottom stuffer, semen huffer
Would love a gator to fuck me
Undercooked baby pig penises
Help my dogs get a huge boner
Water bong full of cat cum
Accidentally fucked my own ass
I barely had any dicks inside me
Who ate all my cum? A mystery
Cum detective hot on the trail
Bees make honey, I make cummy
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Just like friend zoned but not seen as friends but seen as a member of your family
"ooo did that hot girl come round last night?"
"yeah but all we did was watch a movie and she called me her 'bro', I'm so family zoned"
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Being friend zoned, but ten times worse because its even harder to get out of.
Shawn: yo Blake! Did you hear about Josh?
Blake: nah brah.
Shawn: ya know how he liked Hannah?
Blake: yeah, they were hittin it off real good last i. checked
Shawn: turns out he got bestie zoned!
Blake: no way! That sucks big time, i would rather be friend zoned
Shawn: i know!
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Any epic D and D podcast where the McElroy Brothers and their father Clint McElroy play D and D so hard they not only make themselves cry and laugh hysterically they make their audience cry and laugh hysterically (Griffin is a really great DM)
Hey The Adventure Zone is a pretty good podcast
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n. The region on a females anatomy on which semen is most commonly deposited.
For instance:
the lower back
the breasts
the eye
the ear
the mouth
the FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area)
the abdomen
Suzy has an infection in her loading zone so the doctor perscribed her eye drops.
My friend Candy has a tramp stamp on her loading zone.
Pamela Anderson has an absurdly large loading zone.
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