Similar to a shart, this happens when you think you need to fart, but a small biscuit of poo tags along AND leaves a dark streak on your underwear. Named for its smell, color pattern, and general consistency. These are common among older people who have lost control of their sphincter.
(Clinching butt cheeks together while walking stiff legged) Oh, shoot! I'm gonna need a bathroom right quick, I've got a skunk biscuit here. These Wednesday undies are definitely going in the trash.
A heavenly biscuit occurs when a man copulates with a pregnant woman ("bun in the oven") that has a yeast infection. The intercourse involves so much yeast that a chunky "halo" is revealed, circling the outermost point of penetration on the man's penis.
Jeff was really excited that this pregnant chick was DTF, but he sorely disappointed after he realized he was a victim of the heavenly biscuit.
When a girl looks good at the club but when you get her home and take her clothes off everything pops out like when you open a can of biscuits.
Roger " that girl is Girl is fine as hell"
Me " maybe but I think she has a biscuit body..." biscuit thot
A scrunge biscuit is a useless waste of space that claims off benefits and lives in a council house. the money they do steal off the government is usually spend on there addictions such as alcohol, drugs and fags
What a scrunge biscuit, steeling our money
Colloquialism with several meanings such as an irritation, a course of action, or even an injury.
I'm gonna rip that guy a new biscuit. She had to have surgery for a ripped biscuit. Man, that really rips my biscuit.
Farting into your cupped hand and then quickly placing it over your friends mouth and nose. You can also blow it from your hand onto their face like blowing a kiss.
Carl just gave me the best floating biscuit, it came out nowhere.
boyfriend or girlfriend, as in someone's boo
i hear you have a new boo biscuit!
yes, i'm dating someone.