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Highly sensitive, vulnerable, oval-shaped sex organs that men have between there legs. Testicles are meant to be kicked, slapped or squeezed!
Just as he was about to cum, Jess squeezed Jake’s large testicles and ruined his orgasm.
The two balls inside ya body infested with sperm
His testicles have lots of sperm
The act of hiding ones Testicle inside an object, this could be clothing, Weapon or even vehicle. The Hidden testicle will be then Guarded by the Person with the missing Testicle for its dear life whilst the friend, Partner or someone hunts for it. The act is usually done my professionals
KID: Hey Mom?
MOM: Yes dear?
KID: I found Dad's hidden testicle in his jacket, imma bring it to school for show and tell.
DAD: *Slaps kid and re-Hides testicle*
DAD: don't touch my testicle, this is my profession, don't attempt to find it.
Brad: There is no way your going to buy the Testicle Shotgun
Bard: Too bad I'm going to buy the Testicle Shotgun.
Sucker. Opportunist. Taking advantage of people.
He is a testicle parasite. He always ask us to pay for his drinks.
A bruh that acts like a douche bag but not gay
Kevin is acting like a real testicle sniffer demanding the league to update the app
A non reputable news source that spreads misinformation. It is a reference to the "SNAKES HAVE LEGS" video made by Danny Casale.
Dude, did you hear that people with blonde hair are 34% more likely to spontaneously combust? I just read it on The Daily Testicle.