Third-Hole

v., the act of farting while simultaneously shot-gunning a beer. The mouth of the can is hole number 1, the "shot-gun" hole that you puncture in the can is hole number 2, and the fart makes your asshole the "third hole." This leads to the highest possible rate of beer ingestion during the shot-gun due to overcoming the vacuum of the can and your intestines simultaneously. May lead to defecation, aka the "Third Hole Bogey."

"How did you down that beer so fast?"

"I Third-Hole it every time, bro.

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Third-Umpire

Dodgy stuff, too close to call, of dubious merit, some characteristic or aspect that "the jury is still out" on. Something that is debatable.

Etymology: Akin to when during a cricket match the on field umpires are faced with a decision that is too difficult to make and so they refer to the Third Umpire for a ruling.

Tom Cruise eating placentas is Third-Umpire.

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Third World

A dimension 3X above reality ~

I fucked her sweet ass so good ; she came and her eyes rolled to the back of her head . From that point , I knew she was in Third World ~

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third man in

being the third man to penetrate a girl and being forced to fuck her up the ass because the mouth and pussy are already taken

Ryan: How was it with Janie last night
Eric: Terrible I was the third man in

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third world

Contrary to the poison jb be preachin', many of the third world, or ledc as they are now known were not part of any european empires. Take a look at central and eastern asia, par example.


Also, the countries that were conquested were left in no worse condition than found. Full of tribal conflicts and such. Some, particularly the ones that were released early have done well.

Might also be worth reminding users that south america was once part of a poorly executed empire started by the usa a little over a century ago.

Third world countries such as south africa, the united states, canada, greenland, austrailia and nz can blame thier fortunes on Europe.

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third arm

Somebody who considers themself so tied to someone else that they are only there to do the other's bidding. A slave. By analogy with an actual third arm, with which the owner of the arm could hope to do so much more, but which has no independent life of its own.

Mary is trying to treat Jimmy like her third arm again. She won't even let him go out for a night with the lads.

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Dirty Thirds

The person who gets action after the sloppy second.

You did?! So did Joey Yanks and Jay 420! You got dirty thirds!

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