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A smol, gay boi. Doesn't really like getting out much when it's sunny and hates hot weather. Usually wears clothes that are too big for him when it's cold. Can be shy at first, but once you get his trust he's a good fella. Has a demon kink and is a professional thigh dealer.
-Sorry for being late, but one of my friends won't be able to come over.
-It's Nathan, isn't it?
-Whoa, how did you know?
-I imagined he didn't want to come hang out under the sun.
Bro turned me into a lesbian and also stole my stuffed animal and $80. Please give them both back. Thank you :)
Friend: Hey, whatever happened to Nathan?
Me: Got bro an $80 birthday gift and like a month later replaced me. Idgaf anymore fr I just want my money back 😭😭
The kind of person who will lie about anything and play the "whoa-is-me" card to gain sympathy and try, damned as he might, to bang any girl he locks eyes with. Basically the human equivalent of aids (never goes away) with a nasty attitude to boot.
Nathan: I just found out I got cancer and may only have a week to live. So can you like, sleep with me one last time so I can get one out while I'm still *gasp* alive
Female: Not if you were the last Nathan on earth.
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