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douchebag

Only douchebags call other people douchebags. So if you don't want to be called a complete fuckwad, don't call other people douchebag.

Jock: Dude, Mike's such a douchebag!
Hector: Fuck the fuck off u bloody knucklefuck and never talk to me again.

by Southchingate September 25, 2007

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douchebag

One that enjoys the usage of Playstation 3, drinking Jagermeister and Budweiser, and loves wrestling, football, and baseball.

Chad, Jonathan, and Daniel make up the group Douchebags Unanimous because they are all douchebags.

by DudeMcGuy April 4, 2010

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Douchebag

Although often simply used as a general perjorative, the word has come to have an increasingly specific meaning of "elitist."

For example, on the TV show How I Met Your Mother, the character, Karen, an exgirlfriend of Ted's is considered "douchey" because she says elitist things, such as the time she suggested going to Wrestlemania and it turned out she was only being "ironic."

Also related to hipster douchebag, a term used to describe cultural elitism.

by Vernagem April 27, 2010

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douchebag

one who is of extreme annoyance and or a form of birth control

Josh Fenster is a total douchebag

by Kurt Carpenterr October 30, 2007

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douchebag

a very limited bag sold by pimps.
comes with authentic fishy scent!

the mom filled her douchebag with yummy dino treats for her 32 children.

by christian madril March 22, 2007

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President Douchebag

Donald J. Trump

If the all Toothless Morons in the Midwest and Cretins in the Florida Panhandle didn’t believe the Russian state sponsored Propaganda flooded onto social media, we would have never elected President Douchebag; that is why they all have a garage full of products from Ronco like Popeil's Pocket Fisherman.

by napalona zając January 8, 2017

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schrodinger’s douchebag

One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.

"Oh man women should just stay in the kitchen, it's the only place they're useful"
*with one group* "Haha just kidding, that's sexist"
*with anther* "lol amirite"
"You're a total schrodinger’s douchebag you know that right?"

by theoriginalspike October 24, 2013

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