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Canada's worst export. Can't sing for shit.
Justin Bieber Fan: OMG, he's sooooooo amazing! I luvs him so much! Marry me, JB!
Me: Da fuck is wrong wit chu?
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A pretty popular girl who has a nice voice for a woman of her age. Other girls tend to like her because of her great looks and how she sings like she is on her period. And some girls can just relate to that.
Friend: What is that crappy music your sister is listening to?
Brother: It's her new favorite singer, Justin Bieber, she's so bad.
Sister: Shut up! I love her, she can really relate to all my menstrual and emotional troubles that i have right now!
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A prepubescent boy who dreams of one day becoming a musician. He is worshiped by little girls who are feeling their vaginas tickle for the first time. He further advertises the "clean music" movement mainly sponsored by Disney with their music acts such as the Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana, and every other actor that has ever had a show on the Disney Channel. The video for his song "One Time" depicts a party with no drinking, drugs, sex, or anything usually at parties. I suppose it's appropriate considering he's only 7, but 7-year-olds shouldn't be having parties in the first place unless they are sleepovers where their mom bakes cookies for them and their friends and they play boys vs. girls keepaway in the back yard after fighting over control of the TV. WAIT ANOTHER 20 YEARS AND THEN PRODUCE AN ALBUM!
Justin Bieber: "There's gonna be one less lonely girl!"
Little Girl: *rubs self* "OMG ur so hott I love you!!!"
Justin Bieber: "Eew, girls are gross! Mommy, this girl's acting really weird!"
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The best person alive. He can sing, he can dance, play multiple instruments and is good at sports. However, he made some mistakes in past when he was a teen, but that's what we all do? The thing is, he has learned from his mistakes and is sorry for doing it. And I think we should forgive him for that the same way your parents forgive you no matter how big your mistake was. Let's make this world a better place for him :)
Person 1: Aye bro, who is Justin Bieber?
Person 2: A kind and generous person who suffered 7 years of hatred by the whole world
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Somebody who has a lot of bad urban dictionary entries about him.
Justin Bieber: One time one time.
Everyone: I'm soo gunna put something on urban dictionary about this guy.
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Imagine putting Miley Cyrus in a 11-year-old male body that inhales helium before every concert.
Justin Bieber is a disgrace to Canada.
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The one thing on earth whose fan mobs have an even GREATER possibility of destroying the world than Twilight.
ITS (Bieber has no gender, for it is an enigma with a blond wig on, and doesnt have boobs, nipples, vaginas or dicks, but instead closed flesh) popularity and hypnotising blond hair have made about 1/10 of the world population part of his fanbase, which is why his music video of his signature song has ammased over 300k views.
The only way to stop this demon is to have him battle the Twilight fanbase, though if this WERE to happen, the universe would be annihalated
What happens when you insult justin bieber:
sane person: JUSTIN BIEBER SUCKS!
*is subsequently murdered by a flash mob*
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