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The name given for stray domestic cats found out in the country. Typically used in the midwest by good ol' country folk.
Hey Jimbo, did you see that ditch cougar sittin' on the side of the road back there?
Yeah, I seen the bastard. Turn around so i can shoot it quick.
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The wounded cougar is a rare breed of cougar who typically is accompanied by a proper cougar. The wounded cougar is the less attractive, unkempt wing woman of a traditional cougar who does not typically prey on man but upon seeing the action of her cougar friend steps up her game and for a night attempts to hunt the not so elusive young (and typically intoxicated) man.
I took one for the team and went home with the wounded cougar last night.
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Smoking hot girl in her twenties who only likes younger men. She aggressively hunts 18 – 22 year olds and 16 and 17 year olds when in Nevada.
If you are 24 and trolling the high schools...you are a baby cougar.
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a derogatory term used for a beautiful, intelligent woman, generally by a sad old salad dodger who is jealous that they could never get such a fine piece of ass
check out that swamp cougar clawing that fit young man, I wish I was him
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A name given to the species of cougar that treads small pools of water, preferably chlorinated indoor pools.
The Water Cougar preys on fully developed, but somewhat less matured species of homosapien and is usually spotted doing a(n)erobic exercises in an attempt to lure in their highly vigilant and fully aware "prey".
Their attempts are most always futile although no record has been taken as to whether anyone has fallen into their traps.
Athlete: "I think I sprained my ankle the other day, now I have to go do a low impact workout in the water."
Cautious Athlete: "Oh man, you best be on the watch for those Water Cougars, they feed on your very looks."
Athlete: "thanks for the heads up"
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n. the wrinkled skin in the cleavage region of females, most frequently found in overly tanned, older females
"There were so many cougar chests on my flight back from Miami."
"Pass me the sunscreen with moisturizer. I don't want to get cougar chest."
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A GROUP of older woman who frequent clubs in order to score with much younger men. Like a pack of hyenas, the Cougar Coalition member can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougar Coalition members are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times, chicks with their shit together, along with their ex husbands money!
Don't look now but the "Cougar Coalition" just walked through the door. "Bow Chica Wow Wow"!!!
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