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An untimely emergency defecation in the ditch of a highway in the dead of winter. Upon completion, the anus is wiped with an object which is much less than desirable (ie. a used Mars bar wrapper, sock, etc.).
Mike: Sandy, you need to pull over right now, I can’t make it to Calgary!
Sandy: Why, what’s wrong?
Mike: I have to poop! I guess this one’s gonna be a ditch loaf! Get the Mars bar wrapper ready!
1. a lonely turd that was neglected and not flushed down the toilet.
2. a substandard sandwich, hoagie, sub or grinder usually purchased at a gas station or vending machine.
1. That shame loaf might have a little bit of blood in it.
2. That shame loa might have a little bit of blood on the wrapper. Oh, thats just motor oil.
Sneaking into the opposite sexes restroom, droppin a fat deuce without flushing, and sneaking out without being caught.
Yo I Trojan loafed the women’s restroom.
An insane person that's more than a little nuts.
Connor might have told you that he has four arms and is the King of Space, but you should just ignore that nut loaf.
When someone is in a public bathroom loafing around taking a smelly crap quietly and won’t leave the stall.
I went to the bathroom at Dierberg’s and I could barely breathe in there because this lady was in there stink loafing.
A neck so overgrown with fat, it looks like a meat loaf or a loaf of bread.
I want to raspberry that neck loaf.