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I would rather get my dick sucked

The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS

example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS

by GarAssNigga November 8, 2018

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help i got my dick stuck in a toaster

Something you can scream in the middle of a sad scene of movie at the movie theater to make it less derpessing

"Man this is depressing"

"hold on i got this"
"wha-"
"HELP I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER"
"thanks now i have a will to live"

by lone potato February 15, 2018

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Fucking nigga ass bitch suck my dick

The word you say to get a black girl to beat you and fuck you

"AYE Fucking nigga ass bitch suck my dick"

"What?"

by BigFatNigga October 29, 2021

13๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blood on my razor - shit on my dick

Prison slang for an inmate giving another weaker inmate a choice between getting his throat cut or submitting to anal sex.

After I told that blonde headed boy in the laundry to make a choice Blood on my razor - shit on my dick, he made it good to me.

by Charming Manipulator December 28, 2016

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suck my dick and eat it up my ass

Insult

To introduce a penis in a person mouth, to then proceed to introduce the tongue into somebody's ass

Human Being 1: You can't even speak proper english...
Human Being 2: You suck my dick and eat it up my ass

by Jaskins2 May 23, 2017

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well suck my dick and call me crazy

An expression of astonishment.

so you did get a date. well suck my dick and call me crazy!

by Deep Blue 2012 August 5, 2009

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Yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn

when you question why a homeless dude is on your dick

"yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn?" "shiii idk"

by Random schoolkid December 6, 2021