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The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS
example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS
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Something you can scream in the middle of a sad scene of movie at the movie theater to make it less derpessing
"Man this is depressing"
"hold on i got this"
"wha-"
"HELP I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER"
"thanks now i have a will to live"
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The word you say to get a black girl to beat you and fuck you
"AYE Fucking nigga ass bitch suck my dick"
"What?"
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Prison slang for an inmate giving another weaker inmate a choice between getting his throat cut or submitting to anal sex.
After I told that blonde headed boy in the laundry to make a choice Blood on my razor - shit on my dick, he made it good to me.
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Insult
To introduce a penis in a person mouth, to then proceed to introduce the tongue into somebody's ass
Human Being 1: You can't even speak proper english...
Human Being 2: You suck my dick and eat it up my ass
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An expression of astonishment.
so you did get a date. well suck my dick and call me crazy!
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when you question why a homeless dude is on your dick
"yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn?" "shiii idk"