cherry picking

\ˈcher-ē ˈpikiŋ\

n. the act of sodomizing a partner who has inadvertently swallowed the pit(s) of a cherry(ies), and has thus grown a small cherry tree in the lining of their stomach and begun ejecting cherries through their colon

not to be confused with "suppressing evidence"

Bro, my girl says she's on the rag but I know she swallowed some pits yesterday. Guess I'll be cherry picking tonight!

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Easy Pickings

A douchebag phrase used by Smurfs in League of Legends to tilt their opponent.

*An enemy has been slain*
Rengar: Easy Pickings
(Dead) Caitlyn: Such a dumb champion zzzzz

30 seconds later...

*An enemy has been slain*
Rengar: Easy Pickings
(Dead) Caitlyn: You are a pathetic piece of sht, nice fking job playing an op champion you stupd scrub azzhat

30 seconds later...

*An enemy has been slain*
Rengar: Easy Pickings
(Dead) Caitlyn has left the game.

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Pick Me

A woman who actively attempts to be picked for marriage. Often married by 25, the 'PickMe' women care about their image and know that their job is to be a good reflection of her man. The woman you picture in your head as a 'PickMe' is simply a twisted image of what a true PickMe is. This definition has been twisted by modern females who believe that they 'need no man'.

"A Pick Me gets picked because they know what men want."

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Pick-Pack

A small, hand-sized pipe used to smoke cannabis by-products like hash or pot

*Also known as pic-pac or pik-pak*

I miss my old pick-pack.

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Picking the cotton

When a girl is on her period and you finger her. The cotton represents the tampon.

John: Yo bro what did you do last night with Katie
Simon: Bro, I was picking the cotton
John: Damn bro you nasty as fuck
Simon: Yea my finger are still red

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Picking Locks

1. To try and get past the friend zone.
2. To try and get into someone's pants.

I saw Sully Picking Locks at school today; I think he is about to snap Sullina's lock.

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Justin's Pick

A fancy ass cigar. Started in Ames, Iowa from Tobacco Outlet, whose signs near certain high priced smokes made them the shit.

Shane: Hey Vargy, you got a cigar man?
Vargy: Of course, it's a Justin's Pick!

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