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An answer to anything. When not wanting to answer a question, or not wanting to tell the other person the real answer to the question, or if you have no idea what the answer is.
Teacher: Nick what is the answer to number 3?
Student: Shimmy Shanks.
Girl : Did you cheat on me??
Boy: Shimmy Shanks
Mom : What time will you be home?
Son : Shimmy shanks
The act of masturbating with one hand while making a 'shanking' motion with the other, knife-filled, hand.
I'm gonna have me a shank wank!
to shank someone with a metal geometry compass(preferebly rusty).
Holy shit that crazy J-wale geo-shanked Frank
(for reference you can search J-wale)
When you're killing a person via shanking and your jacking off in the process.
Did you hear about McSplooge committing his 455th murder. I heard he did the shank and wank technique.
To defecate
"Hey! Your dog just shanked a loaf in my driveway!"
when you are in such a confined bathroom (or if you are resourceful) that you are able to have a poo, a wank and a shower all at the same time.
poo + shower = power
shower + wank = shank
note: for optimum use of the word, all must culminate at the exact same moment, possibly with the shower ending just later for ease.
i had a power shank.
to brawl in the street with friends. must be with friends and in the streets to be considered a bobby-shank
"I liked that girl. Why did you steal her from me. We're gonna have to bobby-shank now."
When Frakweela bobby-shanked LaTwanduh on the street, she ripped out her weave.