shank wank

The act of masturbating with one hand while making a 'shanking' motion with the other, knife-filled, hand.

I'm gonna have me a shank wank!

Geo-shank

to shank someone with a metal geometry compass(preferebly rusty).

Holy shit that crazy J-wale geo-shanked Frank
(for reference you can search J-wale)

Shank and Wank

When you're killing a person via shanking and your jacking off in the process.

Did you hear about McSplooge committing his 455th murder. I heard he did the shank and wank technique.

mr shank

An old guy that used to ball back in the day

Your a mr shank

Shank a Loaf

To defecate

"Hey! Your dog just shanked a loaf in my driveway!"

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power shank

when you are in such a confined bathroom (or if you are resourceful) that you are able to have a poo, a wank and a shower all at the same time.

poo + shower = power
shower + wank = shank

note: for optimum use of the word, all must culminate at the exact same moment, possibly with the shower ending just later for ease.

i had a power shank.

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shank

the tang of a hoe

i was rakin' taters and i broke mah shank...

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