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A white bread sandwich, with the middle being another piece of white bread. Mike Pence gave it the name "The Devil's Hoagie".
"Mike, why are you eating 3 pieces of white bread?"
"I'm not! I'm eating The Devil's Hoagie!"
When you have a terrible case of the PPCs (poo poo cramps), and you know that a painful shit will soon be born.
Chad Baconmaker ate Taco Bell for lunch. He'll give birth to a shit devil later.
When a person shits so furiously and aggressively that it tears the insides causing stomach acid to flow out of the anus, which will come into contact with the open wounds from the torn anus, causing an intense burning down there.
"My husband was a good man, but he died of The Devil's Anus."
When your teacher acts like the lord of the underealm and makes your school year a living hell, and everyone calls the teacher that because they all think she should be fired for being so mean.
Omg, my math teacher is such a devil teacher, that is why everyone hates the math teacher
the best harry styles fanfic ever created tbh. it’s a story on wattpad about a girl named river who walks into a tattoo shop with her best friends, who soon meet a man named harry styles, who happens to work there. the story is written by petit_cerise (on wattpad!) - also just a quick warning that it’s a mature story! so please read the introduction before reading<3 if you do happen to see this val, just know that i love the story so much<3 thank you for this masterpiece.
person 1: have you read devil’s due on wattpad??
person 2: i haven’t
person 1: well you should! it’s the best harry styles fanfic currently to exist!