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Omg did you see tommy flynn at the dance?
Yea dude he was snorting crack off the floor!
Tommy Jarvis is an overall gun. No one dislikes him, and he doesn't dislike anyone. You can literally shoot him and he will apologize for getting in front of your bullet. If you can get into a relationship with Tommy, you should be fully committed. He can protect you from anything as he always carries around a shotgun. He always wears a denim jacket with fur.
Guy 1: Who's that hot guy?
Guy 2: Why it's Tommy Jarvis of course!
Guy 3: I heard he shot satan.
Guy 4: Come on guys, don't wake Timothy, how else will we get a slowy?
Any object that is so crooked and warped that it strongly resembles a bent dick with a sharp angle change halfway up the base.
I just tommy dicked my cigarette!
Also known as Tom Goggles is the act of placing one testicle in each eye of the victim. Tom Goggles is not to be confused with a Roman Helmet where the direction of the penis is pointing down the bridge of the nose. Tommy goggles is a form of teabagging.
After that noscope snipe, I had to give him the Tommy Goggles.
The ultimate definition of a bad bitch. Her creativity and lyrical content can inspire anbody to be the baddest bitch in all the land.
person 1: I want to listen to an artist who is in control of all their music
Person 2: You should listen to Tommy Genesis
the best youtuber best friend is lil loaded
Yoo u watch tommy craze
Yea he just posted right now
A rad mountain dude. Loves all kinds of music, but not too much rap. A Tommy McAbee likes big 4x4 trucks, but loves all kinds of cars. Plays guitar. Not so hot on the drums. A Tommy McAbee knows everything about history and is a PaulBot.
"That mountain boy listening to all that random music in that big 3500 is a huge Tommy McAbee."
Paulbot hillbilly Tommy McAbee