Too Broke to Drink Too Drunk to Work

A state of being when one is too hungover to go to work, but is too broke to have being able to afford alcohol in the first place.

1. Rob: Is Tom coming in today? He is 3 hours late.
James: No, he called in. He is hungover.
Rob: I thought he was broke
James: He is! Maybe he sold his plasma TV for a 5th.
Rob: Too Broke to Drink Too drunk to work! Damn.

2. Jerry: Hey Tom, wanna get crunk tonight?
Tom: Hell yeah! I'll go turn in my pop bottles and forget my electric bill until next week! I've been dying to burn those candles!

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Once too often

If you do something once too often it means that you have repeated an action which is bad, stupid or dangerous with an unpleasant end result. So you end up looking a complete wanker, in A & E with serious injuries or someone is totally pissed off with you to an extent which is going to be detrimental to your health and wellbeing.

He’s pissed them off once too often, they’re going to put the fucker on crutches.

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Too punk

Basically if someone is "too punk" then they are too fucking cool and awesome for anything. Too punk for school, too punk to pay, too punk for public transport etc. They do whatever the fuck they want. True punks get pissed all the time, rob fucking shops blind and abuse people.

Shopkeeper: Get out of my shop.
Customer: No, I am too punk. Get the fuck out of my country!

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Involuntary "You Too"

When out of habit you reply to a comment with "You too". This happens to the best of us.

Two common situations of the Involuntary "You Too"

Girl: Well happy birthday man. Have fun at Sea World tomorrow.
Guy: Thanks, you too.
**uncomfortable silence**

Parent: Drive safe and have fun.
Son: Ok you too.
**uncomfortable silence**

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You'll float too

What Georgie says a million times to his stuttering brotha Bill Denborough in the new IT movie.

Georgie: You'll float too, YOU'LL FLOAT TOO, YOU'LL FLOAT TOO!, YOU'LL FLOAT TOOOOO!

Bill: Looks anxiously about to shit his pants
Clown gonna get yo ass bithc

Tight But Not Too Tight

When you're tight with your buds...but just not too tight. Another way of saying "no homo". Used to signify a bud to bud connection without any silly goose nonsense.

Me: *talks to bud*
Silly Goose: "Awwwwwwww, you guys are so cute together!"
Bud: *looks for nearest trash can 🤮*
Bud: "We're just buds okay."
Me: "Yeah we're tight but not too tight. Tight like a thicc man's jeans."
Bud: "That's right, tell 'em G!"
Silly Goose: "You guuuyyyyysssss 😂😂."

gettin' too familiar

Getting too comfortable with a person.

Dat nigga gettin' too familiar, Imma have to whip his ass.