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The children left to run wild in trailer parks.
I was afraid to water my flowers because there were feral trailer monkeys in my yard again.
A fat, ugly white woman who lives in a trailer with her drunk-ass boyfriend and 4 to 12 children. The boyfriend didn't father any of this she beast's kids, although he beats them on a regular basis. A trailer park skank can't read and is prone to violence.
"Officer! I want you to arrest my goo-for-nuthin white trash boyfriend because his ass is drunk again! Of course I'm the one who broke the broomstick upside his head. His drunk ass is so drunk he can't get it up! How can I get lovin if his drunk ass can't get it up? He needed a beatin!" -- quote from average trailer park skank
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when you take a piece of cheap white bread, squirt ketchup on it, put cheese on the top of it and leave it out in the sun to warm up.
Kid: What's for dinner tonight
Mom: Trailer Park Pizza!
Kid: aw mom, not again!
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it's when the Friday night and Saturday night out-goers looking for the next hip and outrageously extravagant mind-blowing party take to the streets in search of said party but only gather other dumb asses to ride in a large line behind each other in a trailer park with the radios blasting yelling from car to car with people hanging out of the windows
hey lets go get crazy twizted on some gak and do a trailer park 500.
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Jim: "Hey chris did you get that trailer park suitcase for me?"
Chris: "Hell yea man, it's sittin in the back of big sierra."
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When the resign from a pipe is scraped, rolled into balls, then rolled in keef. Afterwards the little balls of keef coated resin are smoked in your now clean pipe!
Jim: "Wanna burn one?"
Donny: "Man, I'm all out of weed."
Jim: "Me too."
Betty: "That's okay, we can just make some trailer trash hash, that shit gets you F*ED UP!"
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Awesome t.v. series from Canada. The series is set around a made up trailer park called Sunnyvale in Nova Scotia. Main characters include: Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, J-Roc, Mr. Lahey, Randy, Corey & Trevor, Lucy and Sarah. A true Canadian cultural classic.
Trailer Park Boys - Ricky and Trevor
Trevor: Check out this ladybug Ricky...
Ricky: That's not a ladybug, it's a cannepillar
Trevor: Will it work?
Ricky: No it wont work - I need ladybugs..
Trevor: Do you want it in the box?
Ricky: No, what I want is for you to give me two smokes right now because your so fuckin stupid
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