A loud but musical breaking of wind, or fart.
Matt was adept at the air trumpet in the office... but the rest of his colleagues wished he wouldn't play it so much.
A synonym to "sloppy handjob", usually ends with the recipient being disappointed
"Yo man, she was a solid 10 but all I ended up getting was a trumpet fumble."
Puckering up and blowing into someone's as hole and pushing down on their stomach while they have diarrhea. Making it explode onto their face upon release.
You should have seen John gag after he played the "Tarnished trumpet". I've never seen anyone run to get a shower that fast.
When you blow your nose after a weekend long cocaine bender.
Larissa : *blows nose*
Brian: Ahhhh, the sweet sound of the Sunday trumpet.
The harmonizing tone that a lusty Latina lover makes when a Spanish bullfighter inserts his hot sauce drenched genitalia
You know the noise the "It's Wednesday, My Dudes" guy makes? Thats a Spanish trumpet
when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts so loud and such a high pitch that it sounds like a trumpet and launching the jizz forward, thus making it a jizz trumpet
Bro you wont believe it, she totally played the jizz trumpet last night.
A nickname for your nose when snorting drugs.
"hey dude how should I use these drugs?"
"use your vitamin trumpet"