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When a person masturbates to spite another person
Jenny had a grudge tug when her boyfriend refused to spend the night with her after watching Game if Thrones.
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The act of pulling a guy across the floor or bed by his junk
Dude...I can't believe I paid for that; she gave me a rickshaw tug that damn near made me scream.
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The time of a day (usually night time) when one furiously masturbate or tug.
"Where you off to mate?"
"I'm off to bed"
"Is it Tug O'Clock?"
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The old fashioned finger in the butt while you masturbate. -MobDylan
I was watching The View, when Whoopi Goldberg got my blood flowing for an good ol' poop and tug.
I couldn't sleep, so MobDylan gave me a poop and tug to rock me into celestial bliss.
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When you're working in the forest and need to masturbate, usually ejaculating onto a tree or shrub.
Man 1: Where's Jon?
Man 2: Oh, probably taking his sweet time with a bush tug.
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This is when a woman punches you in the face then jerks you off. A surprise move, but you’ll take it.
Hey dan! Rita gave me a slug and tug in the bathroom yesterday! She kicked open the door while I was laying one down. Then before you know it I have a black eye and I’m cleaning up shit and seamen. It was great!
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When a girl who previously had an abortion has a haunted vagina. During intercourse, the ghost fetus tugs on the male genitalia resulting in a hand job simultaneously during sex.
Dude, remember Stacie who had the abortion last year?
Yeah dude, why?
We fucked last night and I could feel the ghost tug.
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