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When You give a blowjob with shaved Ice
Damn Betty gave me one hell off a Turkish Snowcone last night and even used Fruit punch flavor!
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The act of anal sex when the man urinates into the girl or guys ass, filling the anal cavity with piss. Then remove the penis and smack both ass cheeks together causing the urine to squirt into the air like a water fountain. Then you may drink or not drink.
Guy 1: "dude i was so thirsty when i was banging my old lady in the ass last night"
Guy 2 : "what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I did the old Turkish Waterfountain"
Guy 2: "Thats just sick man"
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1. When you squeeze out a turd into a persons beer and said turd or floater sticks out of the beer like a periscope.
2.Person who sticks out at the party and leaves themselves open to ridicule.
Joey is outside arguing with his girlfriend on the phone. Hurry, take his beer and give him a Turkish periscope!
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When a women spreads her legs out infornt of you and you crack an egg between them letting the yolk run down and in the pussy.
Also refered to as sunny side poon.
Guy1:Yo last night i gave Kelly a turkish breakfeast.
Guy2:Nice yo.
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Something that never happened.
Person 1-Have you ever heard of the Turkish Genocide? When Armenians massacred 588.448 Turks during 1906-1922?
Person 2-No...
Person 3-It's coz it never happened!
Everybody-LMFAO
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The act of reaching in between your friend's legs and yanking his penis, whilst standing at a urinal.
Our friendship's foundation is solid and goes way back, five years ago, when he gave me a Turkish Handshake, inside the bathroom, that day at the bar.
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The act of a woman head bobbing on a penis (much like a walking pigeon rubber necking) while she is aggressively inserting a hollow metallic tube into the asshole of the standing man.
I walked in on my lady poking her BOB (battery operated boyfriend) and she was kind enough to give me the best Turkish Trombone with the wet end.
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