Alfie Turner is a very small man with a massive penis , some would say ginormous
“Holy shit look Alfie Turner’s massive wang”
A white pot noodle who thinks he can rap and is a model when he modelled once :)
“Mate he’s just like Ashton turner”
“What do you mean”
“He can’t rap and his hair is a damp pot noodle ygm ”
“Ahhh I get u g”
He is a sideski from the leftski on the Right side because da war kein Geld
Aber wenn er ein let ist ist er ein san und gibt Par sidekicks
John turnering macht sich warm mit Tricks
A piece of literature that completely changes your perspective on a topic
Have read the book 1984?it's such a page turner
A piece of literature that completely changes your perspective on a topic
Have you read the book 1984?its such a page turner
The act of locking the bedroom door as to fornicate with the wife.
I pull The Josh Turner on the wife last night so the kids couldn't walk in on us!
the little lad with a small pink hat and that annoying ass hat
Father: Timmy your mother left us
Timmy Turner: I wish I had a hot babe in my room