When two +300 lbs Caucasian men engage in sexual intercourse then proceed to climax simultaneously on to their bellies and finally bond together to form a glorious mess.
Bill: I just heard Ralph and Keith did a Texas Twinkie to one another!
Tom: I can go for a Texas Twinkie myself...
A young teenage girl who thinks she's hotter than the rest, likes attention from older men, a total airhead bimbo that probably eats tide pods and takes 1000 selfies.
Look at that tide pod eating little twinkie twat flirting with the geezers.
The term used for a guy who likes to peep other guys packages but pretends he's a Derick and dates girls.
Or a multipurpose term for anyone you don't like.
Or a term of endearment for your closest friends.
Or what you call your Professor behind his back.
Dear Diary,
Today Jeff made me go to a dirty pool party.
What a twinkie peeper.
Anyone in their twenties, especially an attractive female.
Mmm... Check out that twinky-twonk.
Get a girlfriend your own age.
First you butt bounce on a trampoline, then you flip to the side.
I just did a Twinkie-Twist!
were you put your dick in a twinky and jack off.
if you have a small dick u put it in a twinky and twinky off
A frozen twinkie is when you fuck in a sleeping bag in the dead of winter.
Shelia and I went out frozen twinkie lastnight, it was cold but it was worth it!