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Friends who are such good friends, that they will think of the exact same thing at the exact same time.
See: Ridiculousness
Abbey: and you show me some awesome fic but I can't pay for it. So I have to repay you in sexual favors
Helen: SO YOU GIVE ME SEXUAL FAVORS LOL
Abbey: OMG MIND TWINS!
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When you father two kids with different mothers, who are born about the same time.
Tyrone you just had Schwarzenegger Twins with your wife and house keeper.
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when a woman gets special treatment because of her breasts
"I was wearing a cute top and they didn't charge me for fixing the flat tire. Twin win."
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Shiggity shiggity Shwa. I just got the the Mario twins game.
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Two people who are extremely close friends to the point that they love the same things, can easily complete each others sentences or talk simultaneously, and always know what the other person is thinking or would say in a situation. They get along perfectly and hardly ever fight. Other friends are jealous of their closeness and they are thought of as inseparable - you never see one without the other. Usually brain twins are two girls or a girl and a gay boy.
John, the popular jock, had finally gotten the nerve to ask Anna to the dance. She was, as usual, walking with her friends Allie, Cameron, and Zeke. When John approached them, he was happy how excited Anna looked to have been asked by him. But Zeke, because they were brain twins, knew only by looking at her that she would much rather have gone with anyone else, though John, Allie, and Cameron had been fooled.
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The act of doing them both:
Marry Kate, but Ash-Lay
They are to my 15 year old son what Gilligans Maryann and Ellymae clampet were to me... The women who got us through puberty! Pure eye candy, but just like most candy these days, they leave a very sour taste in your mouth. Especially of you have had to sit through one of their bloody stupic and annoying movies with less scripting than most porn shoots. At least if they did porn, there would be something interesting to see!
In describing two women you are doing at the same time... "I'm engaged to one, but her friend keeps dropping me booty calls - I'm been Olson Twinning them"
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When two women are pregnant around the same time and will give birth around the same time by the same man. These women may or may not know each other.
"Man I heard that Dionne is pregnant with Mike's baby.."
"oh foreal....isn't Kayla pregnant too and it's mikes?"
"damn those are gonna be a pair of project twins"
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