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Colloquial term for A Vagina, The woman's Female Sexual Organ.
Samuel slowly and sensually slid his large manhood into Suzie's Swollen, eager pink velvet sausage wallet
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Alcoholic beverage served at Irish Pubs consisting of hard cider on the bottom and Guinness stout on the top. Excellent for mid-day drinking since it doesn't make your breath smell like beer, tipping off your boss that you went to the pub for a pint (or two).
Also referred to as simply 'Poor Man's'
Barkeep: A Black & Tan for you today?
Me: Not today; lemme get a Poor Man's Black Velvet.
Barkeep: Ahhh... Better for summer, eh?
Me: Indeed.
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A poon, a vagina, meat curtains, etc.
So, I was in the vinegar strokes with the village cockwash, really sticking it to her pink, velvet sausage-wallet, when some quumfer of a pod-nodger hailed me on the telephone!
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colloq. used for obvious misinterpretations or mishearings of lyrics in songs.
orig: Related to the song "Time Warp".
VELVET GLOVE-ISM #1
"...And a <b>velvet glove</b>, will really drive you insane..." - Time Warp (*pelvic thrust*)
VELVET GLOVE-ISM #2
"Come On <b>Irene</b>" - Come on *Eileen*: Dexy's Midnight Runners.
VELVET GLOVE-ISM #3
"Reach out and touch <b>face</b> - Personal Jesus: Depeche Mode (*faith*)
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When your girl Is on her period and you bust a nut in her yeast infected pussy then proceed to consume that pussy
Her: come eat this red velvet cum cake
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Red Velvet Truffle Butter is when you pull you dick out of the asshole an continue fucking her pussy while she's on her period. The substance around her pussy is red velvet ruffle butter (cum mixed with period blood).
Baby, I didn't know you were on your period, now you got red velvet truffle butter happening.
A ladies private area (her clout)
can I put my willy in your velvet covered sausage wallet please.
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