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Inadvertent self-harm administered under the influence of intoxicating licquor.
A) Did you get any Vodka-and-Stigmata at the Shit-faced Shaving contest?
B) Lost an ear.
a fictional character made up to be a villian that likes to drink vodka and sing karoake. a huge vodka drinker that wakes up late every morning.
The Puff Man did a darth vodka every morning and smelled like lighter fluid.
The inability to orgasm during sex due to an overconsumption of alcohol; the female version of "whiskey dick."
girl 1: How was your night with Greg? ; )
girl 2: Not good, I had Vodka Vag
girl 1: Damn Vodka Vag gets you every time
A drink promising side effects which will render you a crying mess, convince you everyone is married and theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper.
I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again theyll be slut dropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner then mourning the death of Tobey Maguire as spiderman in no time
Something that tastes nasty but u still drink it cause u a dumb bitch. It gets u fucked up and in trouble but u still drink it cause u a dumb bitch. It makes u do stupid shit that u´ll regret later but u still drink it cause u a dumb fucking bitch.
I fucked my ex three times last night, ugh all because of VoDkA
*dumb fucking bitch cries*