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community waffle

The corner prostitute with many venereal diseases that everyone on the block has been with

"Betsy here is known as the community waffle of Springfield."

by Wafflelover689 September 30, 2017


Waffle fin

The unmoisturised out layer of a ladies vajayjay

After vacating the river rapids at hurricane harbour Sanjay adjusts his speedos, turns to his wife Geeta and gasped....! GEETA.... I CAN SEE UR WAFFLE FIN

by Himmy homez January 25, 2012


donkey on a waffle

To engage in work at your own pace while giving the impression of assigning it the highest of priorities. Due to the vague nature of the statement, once the true meaning is discovered, it is neither questioned nor criticized.

(First regained popularity as a phrase in the IT industry around late 1999 - early 2000.)

"I'll be all over getting these reports done like a donkey on a waffle!"

by Dean Webb October 28, 2004

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Poop Waffle

When a dried flat clump of shit falls off the bottom of your shoe and the imprint leaves a waffle shape.

Hey tell your friend Vito he can't come over anymore, he keeps tracking poop waffles in my house

by snazzyypp January 17, 2015

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Strawberry Waffle

The act of ordering a sissy ass menu item and acting like your still a man.

Joel are you ordering that strawberry waffle again? Gosh your such a woman!

by Brian Mahaffey July 31, 2009

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Rofl Waffle

Something so hilarious, that it not only causes you to "Roll On the Floor Laughing", but it also rhymes with waffle! What fun!

Haha, what a funny joke! Rofl Waffle!

by The Jokerrrr August 16, 2009

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Belgian Waffle

The act of defecating on a laptop keyboard, then closing the laptop to mold the feces into the shape of a Belgian Waffle. The laptop is then left closed until someone (preferably the owner) opens the laptop to discover the waffle. This is typically performed as a final act of defiance when one's employment is terminated.

It is also simply known as a "Belgian" in corporate culture.

After Reginold was notified he would be fired for stealing office supplies, he left a Belgian Waffle on his superior's Dell waiting for him overnight.

by Professor Shitzngigglez December 24, 2008

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