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Wang Lao

He is the complete form of Wang Lai and Wan Lo combined. It is believed that he is 8,000,000,000 years old. No one can really know his age because he was born before time even existed. It is also believed that he created light when light shone on his head.

A: Wang Lao have some hair!
B: No! It is not possible!

by WANG LAIII November 04, 2021


crank wang

1.A device used to smoke meth.the glass dick. 2.When you get way cranked out and your wang becomes smaller than usual.

1.Candace took a hit off of the crank wang. 2.I've been up for a week and got crank wang like woah.Crank wang crankin.M/M

by Rubber D-nis M/M March 01, 2008


wang breath

breath that taste's and smells like a penis, even though it is not a penis

"did you smell venus's wang breath this morning?"

by bevannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn August 15, 2009


wang wrappers

Slang for condoms.

While we're out we need to pick up some more wang wrappers.

by Kirbalicious3 March 07, 2014


Booma-wang

A penis thats curved from masterbating too much

Tommy, i bet you have a Booma-wang from all that time you spend jacking off.

by dennis123123 November 03, 2006


Wang Disease

a) a wang disease

b) a debilitating and incurable disease contracted by being in close proximity with people named Wang. Symptoms include fever, cough, and lowered brain cell count

Becky: OMG how did you lose so much weight!?!?
Me: Wang Disease

by @therealjonathan February 06, 2020


Wang Lai

Wang Lai is a famous student studying at LSC and is also a playable charater is LSC: Real Life as well as a major character in LSC: Real Life 2: Invasion of Wang Lao. He is known for his hyperness and hyperactive mouth, something that is a force to be reckoned with, along with the amount of saliva he has. Wang Lai is also diagnosed with ADHD and possibly, WangLao-21. There exists a theory that he was the first infected person of WangLao-21 or he was born with it. However, this was not proven.
Wang Lai also has a habit of hiding underneath tables during class as well as screaming and/or speaking loudly in class. Similar to the symptoms of WangLao-21, he constantly asks random and useless questions, like "How much does an apple cost at Walmart?".
Being a major character in LSC: Real Life 2: Invasion of Wang Lao, he is very strong and is also kinda broken. His most defining trait is that his speed is so fast that it is enough to dodge even Johnk Mank's projectiles. Some of his attacks include: Wang Yeet, Scream, Laiying, Taunting and ADHD On Crack.

Recently, he has merged with the famed teacher Wan Lo and created the powerful creature called Wang Lao. His wherabouts after the defeat of Wang Lao are still unknown.

Student 1: Did you see Wang Lai running off the roof just now?
Student 2: Yes! He's crazy!
Student 1: Don't be so mean.

by skeps_fuckery November 03, 2021