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the act of drinking to the point that you should have gone to the hospital or gotten alcohol poisoning. getting waste-faceded usually results in a 24-48 hour long hangover and not remembering what happened once you started drinking
yeah my drunk scale goes tipsy, fuzzy, buzzing, drunkish, drunk, sloshed, hammered, swasted, hamboned, waste-faceded.
he drank a 1.75 of 100 proof soco in 4 hours and was so waste-faceded that he woke up in a staircase on the other side of campus!
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The act of getting a really nice tattoo or having a really nice tattoo
I wanna get tattoo wasted" or "that tattoo is fucking wasted" and "he/she is tattoo wasted
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An explosive case of the shits that blasts water and liquid shit up the sides of the bowl like a mushroom cloud and leaves the depositor’s o-ring burning like a seared piece of meat.
Those 3-alarm wings left me squatting with some serious nuclear waste.
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When you've eaten so much birthday cake, or just cake, you feel almost wasted. People who are cake wasted are usually in a daze, close to unconsciousness,(or already), and/or swollen with a food baby.
After eating two slices of triple decker chocolate cake, I fell asleep on my way to the bathroom. I was so cake wasted!
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A youthful person that is a waste of time and space
Shaun: Juan is a waste yute. he’s a deadman when I catch him
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When you fuck a bitch next to a dumpster and then tip her in when you're finished with her.
Man 1: So did you ever hook up with that dirty street bag you met last weekend?
Man 2: Yeah, I took care of some waste management last night.
Woman 1: How was your date with that hot guy you met last wee-...damn, what's that stench? And why do you have egg noodles and used tampons in your hair?!
Woman 2: Well, we had some drinks and then he fucked me in the alley and threw me in the dumpster - fucking douche! He said his "needs were satisfied!"
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To deplete, to disinegrate, decapitate, to lose all excess and become essential.
I lay in my bed and waste away.
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