You might as well be wearing broccoli for shoes.

1. Expression for for doing something foolish or unnecessary.

2. Possessing an item that serves no purpose and/or is useless.

Person: "I just bought some new alien detecting binoculars"
Me: "You might as well be wearing broccoli for shoes."

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you wear your socks up

It is inferring that you are a feminine male that wears his socks up to his thighs. Also known as thigh highs.

shut up you wear your socks up pussy nigga

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all my heroes still wear masks

animal liberation slogan
also the name of an animal liberation film

not applicable for this entry - all my heroes still wear masks

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are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing

A general question asking someone if they are packing more than the common length of a bugle.

Hey Brad, are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing? Rawr!?!

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Women who wear one shouldered tops

A woman who wears I a one shoulder top likes yo get titty fucked. The loose sweater makes it top of mind.

Women who wear one shouldered tops want their titties fucked.

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"Why am I wearing pants?" moment

A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pants is futile.

Man, I just had a "Why am I wearing pants?" moment: Edward Norton's character didn't have a name for the whole movie!

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Better to be strong than wear a thong

Better to be a weightlifter or powerlifter than a bodybuilder. Better to be able to lift heavy weights and have functional strength, instead of prancing around on stage, oiled up, wearing a thong.

Weightlifter 1: Look at that guy. He's so huge and ripped!
Weightlifter 2: Yeah but look at the weight he's using. Thats bitch weight!
Weightlifter 1: Oh yeah. Better to be strong than wear a thong.

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