What the cuss

An alternative way of saying 'what the fuck', made popular by Fantastic Mr Fox.

Also a more accepting and non offensive way of saying fuck.

Can be used is various ways:

"What the cuss?"

"Are you cussing with me?"

"Well your sure as cuss not getting any worse..."

"Where the cuss does that kid get off..."

"Oh my cuss..."

"Why the cuss didn't I listen to my lawyer..."

"This is going to be a total clustercuss"

What is Love?

Baby, dont hurt me~
Dont hurt me~ no more.

Dude1: Bruh, what is love?
Dude2: Baby, dont hurt me, dont hurt me- no more!
Dude1: dafuq?

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what the crap?

a substitute for "what the hell?" or "what the fuck?"

*Nicole throws a soda can at the back of Mary's head*

Nicole: hahahahaha!
Mary: What the crap?!

What will this evening

What will this evening bring me this morning? Dawn will arise without any warning! As Frank Zappa said, meaning the choices we make in pleasure seeking will bring consequences, sometimes surprisingly fast.

What will this evening bring me this morning? Dawn will arise without any warning!

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What the flux?

Exclamation used primarily in physics to appropriately ask WTF?
acceptable in classrooms worldwide!

may be used in utter confusion or in shock of how wrong the teacher is

abbreviated WT(capital Phi)

Teacher: a vector sum equals a scalar
Robby: What the Flux???

what a bite

1. that sucks - alternatively, what a bite! for when something really sucks

2. can also be used ironically, especially in conjunction with the word "wow!" or with a space between exclamation points and the word "bite", best utilized in the ironic sense when people are being drama

1. surfer dude: ughh i wanted to get sooo pitted out there today but the barrels were weak!
other dude: aw man what a bite dude

2. annoying student: i totally could've done better on this test if i studied! i only got a 91%!!
other student who is normal: wow! what a bite !!

What’s crappening?

Fairly elite response to anything, only people with boss energy can justify using this though

*cough* “J”

Use this phrase whenever someone greets you or acknowledges your presence as you enter some place, venue , etc

Don’t let anyone discourage using this one, it’s awesome and they lack the balls (or guts) to appreciate it

Random virgin: hey everyone

Chad boss: what’s crappening?

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Mourning widow: oh no my husbands dead!

Chad: yo what’s crappening?

the rest of the funeral mourners: …..