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A male homosexual typically known for a snobbish attitude when it comes to alcohol selection -- he generally prefers whiskey from the top shelf and never drinks it with Coke.
Also, he is commonly found drinking alone on his couch while beating off to DVRd Jeopardy episodes from last week. And is eternally single.
Some douche whiskey gay knocked my drink out of my hand after he found out I was sipping on a Jack & Coke.
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when you open the throttle on your motorbike as far as possible
go round the bend the just whiskey throttle it right up the hill
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When you've had enough whiskey to make you the man with abilities in his pants.
This guy: Man last night was crazy.
That guy: Tell me about it! I drank so much whiskey that I had my game pipe up until I fell asleep! I was rad and walkin'!
This guy: Damn man, you always rock the whiskey dick.
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When you happen to sit in a small to medium sized puddle of whiskey, that has been spilled without knowing. Most likely in something thin enough to get through to your skin i.e boxers.
N: I sat in a puddle of whiskey.
A: Oh I guess you have whiskey butt
N: the hell is that?
A: You sat in a puddle of whiskey in your boxers.
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1. Dr. McGillicuddy's Fireball brand cinnamon whiskey, or any cinnamon flavoured whiskey, or any whiskey that is less than 80 proof, or any whiskey that is easy to drink. OR Any whiskey that Al is drinking
2. Allan Ogilvie
Where is Bitch Whiskey? I bet he's at the Haven drumming up a storm and getting tuned on bitch whiskey.
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When a guy has had too much to drink and cannot achieve a full erection. It's kind of like this sad floppy thing that can't get it together. Have you ever seen one of those inflatable-balloon-men at a car dealership? Yeah, basically the same deal.
*Also makes it near impossible to have sex. Finicky little thing.
Jenny: Oh my god, Jeremy had the WORST whiskey dick last night! He couldn't get it in no matter how many times he tried.
Amanda: What's whiskey dick?
Jenny: Whiskey dick is when a guy's dick turns into one of those car dealership inflatable-balloon-men. IT NEVER STAYS UP!
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whiskey with coke... two parts whiskey 1 part cola
yo, cizzle stratch... get me a whiskey dry
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