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Comebacks that every white boy uses.
"BRO WHO EVEN ARE YOU?" - Edgar Algeria
"That was such a white boy comeback."
"He's the king of White boy comebacks. bro."
White boy comebacks. are unfunny comebacks in an argument.
The dull guy in movies that falls for a manic pixie dream girl to escape from his mundane life, whithout one the other doesn't exist.
First coined by finalgirlstudios on youtube
You're the stale white bread boy to my manic pixie dream girl <3
The guy that is always fixed by a manic pixie dream girl
Damn why does Michael Cera always play the same stale white bread boy in all of his movies
when you have a defender that is "meat riding" you without actually playing defense
"Yo, let's play these niggas"
"nah man he play white boy defense"
Not necessarily white, nor a boy, or even a person, "White Boy Vibe" describes a being which oozes privilege from every clear-skinned pore of their toned body. Generally unaffected by life's woes, those who possess a white boy vibe seem to have led an easy, comfortable life. Despite everything they have in life having been handed to them on a silver platter, someone with a white boy vibe is likely to denounce this fact. Instead, they are determined to prove to everyone - especially to minorities, women, or those who have lead harder lives than them - that they have learnt every ounce of what they have, whilst seeming loftily unaware of their privilege to a surprising extent.
Contrary to popular belief, to have a white boy vibe you don't need to be especially privileged. The only criteria is that you are more privileged than the person you are speaking to, or feel in some manner 'better than them' in your mind, so that you may shamelessly act like you believe you are far superior than them.
"Tyrone paid for everything, no matter what I said, even though I asked him out this time," moaned Jessica.
"Surely thats a good thing? It shows chivalry isn't dead!" Amber asked, puzzled.
"No, that's not the point!" Jessica rolled her eyes, "He just had such a white boy vibe, it was like he was looking at my purse and thinking 'that poor thing, it's starving'. He didn't think I was an equal!"
When you have a thing for white boys who are almost guaranteed to screw you over eventually, and with no warning.
You know this is a definite possibility but you can't get out of the trap.
Everything is going great and then, BAM.
A: "I need your help."
B: "Why?"
A: "I'm stuck in the white boy trap again."
C: "I've been talking to him for a while and now suddenly he's being all weird."
D: "I told you to be careful of the white boy trap."
LED lights, dual monitors, shitty star wars posters, broken chair, cans of red bull laying around, car full of trash, etc.
that crispy 1998 honda accord has a white boy ghetto aesthetic