bus hugger

one who clings to technology and will fight for it's advancement.
or

one who loves the bus that they ride on so much that they are willing to hug it, even if it is in motion. this event breaks bus hugger into two sub categories
1)Smart bus hugger:hugs the back of the bus
2)Dumb bus hugger:hugs front of the bus (there are not many of these left as they are all dead or hospitalized)

If she weren't such a bus hugger, we would have more trees in the Amazon.

He put his arms around the headlights, that dumb bus hugger.

chuckle bus

when one is on the chuckle bus they are filled with contagious laughter without valid reason or cause

dang bro you really on the chuckle bus rn

Bus wanker

A person who uses a bus as a way of public transport is immediately referred to as a bus wanker

*scrolls the window down* BUS WANKERS!

BU Brain

To receive head (oral sex) on the campus of Binghamton University, which is coincidentally shaped like a brain.

"So man, did you get some head last night?"

"Nah, we snuck into the lecture hall and she gave me some of that BU Brain."

Bus fucked

3 or more buses entering an establishment in quick succession.

Look Burger King is getting bus fucked right now, lets go to McDonald's.

bus bandit

A person who likes to masturbate in public, particularly on buses. They are usually creeps and may be a sex offender.

you know that guy that got caught masturbating on the bus? he's gonna be a bus bandit when he grows up!

Sus Bus

When multiple people are being sus, they're hopping on the Sus Bus.

We cannot be too sus, otherwise we're going on the Sus Bus.